At my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
The awkward moment when you get a flashback of something embarrassing that you did.
mungkybeans:
THIS IS SO ACCURATE THAT IT HURTS.
ALL THE TIME
Why can’t sluts count to 70?
noblesweblog:
Because 69’s a mouthful.
There is no “U” in awesome
tolaughterandbeyond:
But there is a ‘me’.
